The Redman :drool: Thread

That last picture is probably a...shall we say...up-standing view...
Besides, it's not the size of your pencil that matters, but how well you write your name.


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He, he, I agree with you, Zomb. Too bad we can only guess how well Blackie writes!

zombiesmack27 wrote:

That last picture is probably a...shall we say...up-standing view...
Besides, it's not the size of your pencil that matters, but how well you write your name.


*edited for spelling*

That's what I was going to post, too!

Doctor Ruin wrote:

zombiesmack27 wrote:

That last picture is probably a...shall we say...up-standing view...
Besides, it's not the size of your pencil that matters, but how well you write your name.


*edited for spelling*

That's what I was going to post, too!

You're right, girls, but Blackie's "pencil" is simply too small for such a big guy! Well, I guess some guys are out of luck ...

I think the word 'thimble' would qualify here...

If you would like to learn more about the size of various 'pencils' and how well names are written, go here:

http://www.metalsludge.tv/home/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=40&Itemid=54

If that doesn't work, go here and follow the links (look for 'The Penis Chart' on the left side of the page):

http://www.metalsludge.tv/

FYI: Blackie Lawless is mentioned, along with a few ex-WASP members...and their members.

Hahahah, the David by Michelangelo! We have a huge copy of that statue in my university, the poor guy had to bear lots of cruel jokes about his... thimble
P.S.: that Metal Sludge chart is pure fun, love it anyway, Blackie seemed to get quite a decent... huh... "review"

The penis chart is extraordinary! The girl who's created it has a great sense of humour. I like the comments like these "His dick is big, but he has bad breath!" or "He's a good lay, but don't look at his teeth - you'll dry up as the Nevada desert!" I mean, some of the "reviews" are really merciless! Boy, I really admire the groupies! How do they manage to survive?! I get dizzy of all those dicks!